Posts Tagged ‘masturbation’

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Tom Green | Rip Torn | Eddie Kaye Thomas | Harland Williams | Anthony Michael Hall | Jackson Davies | Connor Widdows | John R. Taylor | Bob Osborne | George Gordon | Ron Selmour | David Neale | Scott Heindl | R. Nelson Brown | Allan Gray
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Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Monday, July 7th, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Drama | Romance
Countries: USA
Actors: Sean Penn | Judge Reinhold | Robert Romanus | Brian Backer | Ray Walston | Scott Thomson | Vincent Schiavelli | D.W. Brown | Forest Whitaker | Tom Nolan | Eric Stoltz | Stanley Davis Jr. | James Russo | James Bolt | Nicolas Cage
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Follows a group of high school students growing up in southern California, based on the real-life adventures chronicled by Cameron Crowe. Stacy Hamilton and Mark Ratner are looking for a love interest, and are helped along by their older classmates, Linda Barrett and Mike Damone, respectively. The center of the film is held by Jeff Spicoli, a perpetually stoned surfer dude who faces off with the resolute Mr. Hand, who is convinced that everyone is on dope.

Super Troopers (2001)

Friday, March 21st, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Crime | Mystery
Countries: USA
Actors: Andre Vippolis | Joey Kern | Geoffrey Arend | Erik Stolhanske | Steve Lemme
Directors: Jay Chandrasekhar
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Thorny, Mac, Rabbit, Foster and Farva are Vermont state troopers out to have a good time. Stationed in a remote area near the Canadian border, the troopers, avid pranksters with an affinity for syrup, have a knack for screwing up on the job. But when budget cuts in the town of Spurbury threaten their livelihood and pit them against arch-rival Spurbury P.D., the five friends try to straighten up and fly right. That is, until a dead body is discovered and a possible drug ring is unearthed. The super troopers spring into action attempting to solve the crime, save their jobs, and outdo the local police department.

Grandma’s Boy (2006)

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Linda Cardellini | Allen Covert | Peter Dante | Shirley Jones | Shirley Knight | Joel Moore | Kevin Nealon | Doris Roberts | Nick Swardson | Jonah Hill | Kelvin Yu | Chuck Church | Scott Halberstadt | Heidi Hawking | Shana Hiatt
Directors: Nicholaus Goossen
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When his roommate spends the rent money on Filipino hookers. Alex, a 35 year video game tester has to find a new place to live. After a “encounter” with his friends mom, Alex is forced to move in with his grandmother. Trying to save face with his younger co-workers, Alex says that he is living “with three hot babes” (meaning his grandmother and her two roommates).

We Own the Night (2007)

Friday, February 22nd, 2008
Genres: Crime | Drama | Thriller
Countries: USA
Actors: Joaquin Phoenix | Eva Mendes | Mark Wahlberg | Robert Duvall | Alex Veadov | Dominic Colon | Danny Hoch | Oleg Taktarov | Moni Moshonov | Antoni Corone | Craig Walker | Tony Musante | Joe D'Onofrio | Yelena Solovey | Maggie Kiley
Directors: James Gray
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A New York nightclub manager tries to save his brother and father from Russian mafia hit men.

Secretary (2002)

Thursday, February 7th, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Drama | Romance
Countries: USA
Actors: Jeremy Davies | Maggie Gyllenhaal | James Spader | Lesley Ann Warren | Patrick Bauchau
Directors: Steven Shainberg
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Lee Holloway is a smart, quirky woman in her twenties who returns to her hometown in Florida after a brief stay in a mental hospital. In search of relief from herself and her oppressive childhood environment, she starts to date a nerdy friend from high school and takes a job as a secretary in a local law firm, soon developing an obsessive crush on her older boss, Mr. Grey. Through their increasingly bizarre relationship, Lee follows her deepest longings to the heights of masochism and finally to a place of self-affirmation.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

Sunday, October 21st, 2007
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen | Ken Davitian | Luenell | Bob Barr | Spirea Ciorobea | Alan Keyes | Michael Psenicksa | Bobby Rowe | Jim Sell | Larry Walker | Ilham Äliyev | Pamela Anderson | Mariam Behar | Linda Stein
Directors: Larry Charles
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Kazakhstani TV personality Borat is dispatched to the United States to report on the “greatest country in the world.” With a documentary crew in tow, Borat becomes more interested in locating and marrying Pamela Anderson than on his assignment.

Dead End (2003)

Sunday, October 21st, 2007
Genres: Comedy | Horror | Mystery | Thriller
Countries: France | USA
Actors: Ray Wise | Lin Shaye | Mick Cain | Alexandra Holden | Billy Asher | Amber Smith | Karen S. Gregan | Sharon Madden | Steve Valentine | Jimmie F. Skaggs | Clement Blake
Directors: Jean-Baptiste Andrea
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For the past 20 years, Frank Harrington has grudgingly driven his family to celebrate Christmas with his mother-in-law. This year, he takes a shortcut. It’s the biggest mistake of his life: The nightmare begins. A mysterious woman in white wanders through the forest, leaving death in her wake. A terrifying black car - its driver invisible - carries the victims into the heart of the night. Every road sign points to a destination they never reach. The survivors succumb to panic, to madness; deeply buried secrets burst to the surface, and Christmas turns into a living hell.

Scary Movie 4 (2006)

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
Genres: Comedy | Horror
Countries: USA
Actors: Regina Hall | Craig Bierko | Bill Pullman | Anthony Anderson | Leslie Nielsen | Anna Faris | Molly Shannon | Michael Madsen | Chris Elliott | Carmen Electra | Shaquille O'Neal | Phil McGraw | Cloris Leachman | Conchita Campbell | Beau Mirchoff
Directors: David Zucker
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Anna Faris returns as the caring yet dumb witted Cindy Campbell in the latest installment of the Scary Movie Franchise. Cindy has taken up a job as a house caretaker for a nice old lady that is said to be cursed. Cindy moves right in and the house is located right next to Craig Bierko as Tom Ryan, a down on his luck father. Cindy soon discovers a dreaded secret about the house and she is comforted by Tom who is watching his children for the weekend. As soon as the two become more then just friends, a huge storm rolls on in and hits the town. Tom discovers a giant hole in the ground and an alien TrIpod emerges from it’s depth’s. Meanwhile, Cindy finds the soul of a tortured boy living inside the house who tells her he knows the secret on how to defeat the aliens. But before he gives it too her, he vanishes. The only way to figure out the mystery is to find the boy’s father. Cindy and Tom split away from each other and Tom, with his children, seek refuge in a torn up basement owned by shotgun wielding man named Oliver. Cindy, while trying to figure out her own mystery, bumps into her old friend Brenda Meeks. Teogether, they decide to defeat the aliens. Brenda then discovers a hidden village outside of town and Cindy figure’s out the boys father is somewhere inside. Now it’s up to Cindy and Brenda to find the boys father and unfold the mystery on how to defeat the aliens, who in fact have their own plans on how to torture such people like Shaq and Dr. Phil.

Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
Genres: Comedy | Horror
Countries: USA
Actors: Anna Faris | Marlon Wayans | James DeBello | Shawn Wayans | David Cross | Regina Hall | Christopher Masterson | Tim Curry | Kathleen Robertson | Chris Elliott | James Woods | Andy Richter | Tori Spelling | Natasha Lyonne | Veronica Cartwright
Directors: Keenen Ivory Wayans
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Megan Voorhees (Natasha Lyonne), is possessed and two priests, Father McFeely (James Woods) and Father Harris (Andy Richter), must drive the demon out, but the exorcism doesn’t go as planned. A year later, survivors Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris), Ray Wilkins (Shawn Wayans), and Shorty (Marlon Wayans) and Brenda Meeks (Regina Hall), are at college, trying to forget the incidents that occurred last Halloween. Cindy is falling for Buddy (Christopher Kennedy Masterson), who loves to give wedgies, and Ray is still confused about his sexuality. Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) and his paralyzed assistant, Dwight (David Cross), have decided to do a research study at Hell House, the house where the bad exorcism took place, and disguise it as a sleep disorder study. Chaos starts as soon as Cindy arrives and meets the creepy caretaker (Chris Elliot) with the funny hand. But the house has some deep dark secrets that the group has to solve, even if they are scary or disgusting.